We are not alone.
Mostly Aliens started with three lights.
I was a teenager. They moved across the sky with no sound, in a way that still doesn’t have a tidy explanation, and then they were gone. People told me it was a plane, a satellite, swamp gas. Maybe. But “maybe” is a big place, and I’ve lived there ever since.
I’m not here to convince you the government is hiding a saucer in a hangar (they might be). I’m not here to tell you it’s definitely Venus either. The truth is most of us sit in the middle — fascinated, a little skeptical, completely unable to stop looking up. That middle is the whole point. That’s who this is for.
So we make tees for the believers and the debunkers and the people who are just here for the memes. Original art, drawn by us — no clip-art, no franchise knock-offs. Made to order so we’re not drowning a warehouse in stock, and shipped from a partner near you wherever you are.
And yes, there’s Mort — our resident Grey, who has reviewed Earth and given it one star. You’ll see him around.
Keep watching the skies.
— Cal