Alien Abduction Test Pilot T-Shirt
Alien Abduction Test Pilot T-Shirt
Made to order
Fast local shipping
30-day guaranteeFit, fabric & human sizing
Standard unisex fit, true to size for most earthlings. Soft, durable cotton that holds its shape wash after wash. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit — full measurements are in the size guide above.
Drawn on Earth, made to last
Front-printed and pressed the moment you order — no dead stock, no landfill, just the tee you asked for, built to survive repeat sightings and the spin cycle.
Shipping & returns (no abduction required)
We print on demand and fulfill through local distributors in the US, UK, EU and Australia, so your order ships from the one nearest you and arrives fast, with tracking. Free shipping when you grab any 3 tees. 30-day money-back if it’s not right.
More from the mothership
Drawn by humans, probably
Every design is original, hand-drawn by people who actually love this stuff. No clip-art, no franchise rip-offs — just our own little grey men.
Beamed down to order
Printed when you order and shipped from a local distributor near you. Less waste, fast delivery, and a tee that lands exactly the way you wanted it.
Backed for 30 days
If the fit or the print isn’t right, we’ll make it right. Money-back guarantee — no probing required.
Spotted in the wild
Fellow travellers in the grey area, repping the tees out there.
Before you beam up
How do the tees fit?
Standard unisex fit, true to size for most. Size up for more room — full measurements are in the size guide on the page.
When will it arrive?
Made to order, then beamed down from a local distributor near you — fast delivery with tracking. Free shipping when you grab any 3 tees.
What if it’s not right?
30-day money-back. Drop us a line and we’ll sort the fit or the print — no probing required.
Is the art actually original?
Always. Every design is drawn in-house — never clip-art, never lifted from a franchise. The Greys would want it that way.