Are these made to order?
Yes. Each tee is printed for you when you order, by a print partner near you — less waste, and we’re not stuck guessing sizes.
Where does my order ship from, and how long does it take?
We print on demand and fulfill through local distributors in the US, UK, EU and Australia, so your order ships from the one nearest you and arrives fast. Production is usually 2–5 business days, then standard carrier transit. Tracking lands in your inbox the moment Mort waves it off. Worldwide delivery, calculated at checkout.
Do you offer free shipping?
Free shipping when you buy any 3 tees. Everything else is worked out at checkout once you add your address.
How do the sizes run?
True to size, classic unisex fit. Size up one if you like room to breathe — there’s a full size guide on every product page.
What’s your returns policy?
If it’s not right, we’ll make it right — you have 30 days for a replacement or refund. Made-to-order items need to come back unworn and unwashed (Mort has standards). We won’t probe you about it.
Is it… actually aliens?
Officially: unidentified. Unofficially: it’s aliens.
Who’s Mort?
Our resident Grey. Big head, bigger eyes, permanently mid-eye-roll at humanity. He’s the face of the place and he is not impressed.
Who’s Cal?
The guy who saw three lights and started a t-shirt company about it. He signs the emails.
How do I get in touch?
Drop us a line at info@mostlyaliens.com or through our contact page. A real human (probably) replies within one Earth business day.