Cosmic Handshake - Military Green

Cosmic Handshake T-Shirt

Military Green / S
£22.00 £29.99
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Cosmic Handshake - Military Green
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Cosmic Handshake T-Shirt

Cosmic Handshake T-Shirt

ColorMilitary Green
Size
£29.99 £22.00

✓ 30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

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✓ Less than 1% of customers use our money-back guarantee.
Fit, fabric & human sizing

Standard unisex fit, true to size for most earthlings. Soft, durable cotton that holds its shape wash after wash. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit — full measurements are in the size guide above.

Drawn on Earth, made to last

Front-printed and pressed the moment you order — no dead stock, no landfill, just the tee you asked for, built to survive repeat sightings and the spin cycle.

Shipping & returns (no abduction required)

We print on demand and fulfill through local distributors in the US, UK, EU and Australia, so your order ships from the one nearest you and arrives fast, with tracking. Free shipping when you grab any 3 tees. 30-day money-back if it’s not right.

More from the mothership

Drawn by humans, probably

Every design is original, hand-drawn by people who actually love this stuff. No clip-art, no franchise rip-offs — just our own little grey men.

Beamed down to order

Printed when you order and shipped from a local distributor near you. Less waste, fast delivery, and a tee that lands exactly the way you wanted it.

Backed for 30 days

If the fit or the print isn’t right, we’ll make it right. Money-back guarantee — no probing required.

Spotted in the wild

Fellow travellers in the grey area, repping the tees out there.

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Before you beam up

How do the tees fit?

Standard unisex fit, true to size for most. Size up for more room — full measurements are in the size guide on the page.

When will it arrive?

Made to order, then beamed down from a local distributor near you — fast delivery with tracking. Free shipping when you grab any 3 tees.

What if it’s not right?

30-day money-back. Drop us a line and we’ll sort the fit or the print — no probing required.

Is the art actually original?

Always. Every design is drawn in-house — never clip-art, never lifted from a franchise. The Greys would want it that way.